be-bot:

sullivantwissarcana:

the-knight-of-wren:

tgi-spideys:

Caught in a ham

This was spectacular

John Mulaney is PERFECT for voicing cartoon characters! He did a great job in this.

gold-lime:

beeapocalypse:

gold-lime:

i had a dream about a meme that said “your third eye is open but your chakras ain’t ready for these titties 👅” and a completely incomprehensible picture

what does that mean

this is EXACTLY what i saw thank you

hotmeat89:

no one:

charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????

peterssquill:

me, charging any random cat i see: cat!!!!

cat: *fucking books it*

me, hulk voice: FRIEND STAY

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

finally a petition I can get behind  

desync:

codegoth:

our brains are… the ultimate computer. 5 billion or so cores. but unfortunately most of them are permanently dedicated to subroutines like “thinking about slurp”

underrated post

dopeybeauty:

when people ask how long you’ve been online

asexualsuccubus:

watchouttheresfire:

The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.

Not to mention climate change starts at the poles so for Midwest zone to be hit is pretty bad.

nijiimura:

a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her

realphilosophytube:

witchimage:

4/20 praise it